What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
13.06.2025 00:29
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Where are the gay people in India?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
{RING} {RING}
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Why do very skinny girls get more male attention if it is true that men like curves?
After a few moments he returns.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
HELLO
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Isn't it a turn on to have sex with a girl in a skirt or in a tight spandex?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Yes sir it is.
Sure no problem officer.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??